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@sir_pronoun to Dull Men's ClubEnglish • 3 days ago

I underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for years

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I underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for years

@sir_pronoun to Dull Men's ClubEnglish • 3 days ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    What’s a dishwasher?

    • Thassodar
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      8•2 days ago

      Ask your mom

      • @[email protected]
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        OK. Now I have a black eye. What next?

        • Thassodar
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          10•2 days ago

          Tell your dad the dishwasher’s broken

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            OK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?

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              8•2 days ago

              call your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher

              • @[email protected]
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                They’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?

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                  3•2 days ago

                  pretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad

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                    3•1 day ago

                    This did not go well. There are no more steps.

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