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    82 days ago

    Yesterday I learned that Keanu isn’t USian but in fact Canadian. Today I wonder how he’s not at the top of this list.

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      12 days ago

      He annihilates 3/4 of the secret services, kills or at least mortally wounds most of Trump’s stooges (including Musk and his human shield), then only gets caught after a 48 hour manhunt. Then the US is barely capable of keeping itself together, let alone to further protect his majesty, Donald I.