🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 21 hours agoAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1416arrow-down15
arrow-up1411arrow-down1imageAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 21 hours agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•15 hours agoBe affable Be interesting Be presentable No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•11 hours ago No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•17 hours agoI mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•15 hours agoI mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
minus-square@edwardbearlink2•11 hours agoi’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner. 1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•15 hours agoNo, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•18 hours ago“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
Step 1) don’t be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
Be affable
Be interesting
Be presentable
No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
Disagree!
Disagree.
I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
Have you seen that hair though?
i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
For men:
No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.