• @Dinodicchellathicc
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    -91 year ago

    Oh no don’t you start spewing hateful lies about In-N-Out. It isn’t a knockoff McDonald’s, its a double double orgasm in your mouth. it’s so much more than “just a burger.” I mean…that first bite-oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then…a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, dude This is God, speaking to us in food.

    • @SCB
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      01 year ago

      TIL In n Out was the best burger in New York City. Should’ve made it easy to find!

        • @Kethal
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          21 year ago

          My first thought was that a lot of people didn’t get your joke, but I got a lot of downvotes for my straightforward comment, so I think you’re getting downvoted by both the people who don’t get the joke and the people who do get the joke, but think that In N Out has a decent burger.