It’s like a counter to Trump’s oversized suits he wears to hide his weight, even though nobody cares, but he needs to hide everything. I think he probably also needs glasses, and it’s why he signs everything in sharpy, because he can’t see what he’s writing with one (and/or has motor issues holding one).

I understand what it’s like to be awkward, but JD tries to hide his by being a disgusting human being, hoping more people focus on the cruelness.