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minus-square@over_cloxlink14•2 days agoWelcome to the EFK, the Electronic Fleshlight Kiosk. Your first trial usage is free * With a low monthly subscription of just $60, we can provide you with a pleasant experience while you place your donation. With a premium subscription of $120 a month, we can ensure the kiosk is sanitized and lubricated for your safety. With a monthly child support payment, we can inform you of how many children you have fathered. Please watch this 10 minute advertisement on Viagra before proceeding…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•2 days agoIs there a cheaper more unpleasant option that I can afford or is the unpleasant version more expensive because it is niche?
minus-square@over_cloxlink4•2 days agoWe do still offer Free Circumcision Sundays * Business Hours: Monday through Saturday, 9am to 5pm. Closed on Sundays, except for confessionals.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 days agoReligious is a bit out of my comfort zone. Do you have an uncomfortable secular option?
Welcome to the EFK, the Electronic Fleshlight Kiosk.
Your first trial usage is free *
With a low monthly subscription of just $60, we can provide you with a pleasant experience while you place your donation.
With a premium subscription of $120 a month, we can ensure the kiosk is sanitized and lubricated for your safety.
With a monthly child support payment, we can inform you of how many children you have fathered.
Is there a cheaper more unpleasant option that I can afford or is the unpleasant version more expensive because it is niche?
We do still offer Free Circumcision Sundays *
Religious is a bit out of my comfort zone. Do you have an uncomfortable secular option?
They do but it’s a complete rip off.