crossposted from https://lemmy.wtf/post/17040404

let me explain

  1. only the right has the right to control other peoples lives thats why were called the right

  2. liberals are legally obligated to hear all my opinions that thats why ive called the police on davel and several lemmy world mods for silencing me

  3. if you never get offended you wont grow big and strong and if people care when you get offended you could develop osteoporosis

  4. liberals are close on this but have it backwards its rules for thee and not for me not rules for me and not for thee

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    210 hours ago

    That doesn’t look like a liberal they look like a leftist.

    I figured you’d know enough to know the difference.

    • Not Chad McTruthOPM
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      110 hours ago

      the left is all the same to me dems might as well be commies

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        410 hours ago

        Us liberals exist in that interesting quantum state of being both a commie and a fascist dictator at the exact same time.

        We’re like Schrödinger’s liberal.