• @regrub
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    161 day ago

    Cut their tire stems if you get the chance too

    • @[email protected]
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      281 day ago

      Totally unrelated side note, but apparently the simple act of snapping off a strike-anywhere match head between the stem’s pin & collar (don’t screw the cap back on fully, to be sure) enables an impressively efficient leak to all affected tires that can easily go unnoticed until they’re all flat. Additionally, if all four wheels are altered in this way, even if the flat tires reached their inoperable state at highway speeds, loss of control of the vehicle is unlikely.

      p.s. Isn’t it also so very curious that certain ceramic compounds seem to almost melt through automobile glass, and that same stuff is what spark plugs are made of? I wonder why urban bike messengers carry them en route. Hunh.

      • @Duamerthrax
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        25 hours ago

        BBs or tiny bits of gravel also work.

      • @baldingpudenda
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        22 hours ago

        loss of control of the vehicle is unlikely

        Damn