• @werefreeatlast
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    37 hours ago

    Wait! He’s working out a deal with Congo to prevent the 48h pandemic from reaching the US!.. Here we go! All flights to be canceled! C’mon baby!

    This just in, Trump demand gold, diamonds and really hot virgins from Congo. In exchange the virus came from Gina bigly. And large black plastic bags, which is not racist by the way.

    • @werefreeatlast
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      27 hours ago

      If you haven’t heard, a bunch of kids in Congo ate bats (WTF man!) And then died within 48hr of getting sick. Not a pandemic, doesn’t transmit thru the air, go back to sleep.