Some bodegas in the Bronx are now selling eggs in threes as customers struggle with the soaring cost of an entire carton.
  • @TheDoozer
    1•22 hours ago

    I feel like you’re missing the reference we’re making.

    Gaston:

    When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

    Ev’ry morning to help me get large

    And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs

    So I’m roughly the size of a barge