Some bodegas in the Bronx are now selling eggs in threes as customers struggle with the soaring cost of an entire carton.
    • @TheDoozer
      1•1 day ago

      I feel like you’re missing the reference we’re making.

      Gaston:

      When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

      Ev’ry morning to help me get large

      And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs

      So I’m roughly the size of a barge