The only reason I miss smoking is because there is nothing better than calmly busting out a cigarette at a bar, pulling a real deal strike anywhere match out of the same pack, lighting it with my thumbnail, lighting the burnie, and continuing my conversation with the beautiful woman that I was 100% trying to impress like it was nothing. Fortunately for my lungs (and un-, because I want them) they don’t make the matches anymore.
Sidenote if anyone has a red phosphorus connect hmu, I’m not making meth I want my matches back.
The only reason I miss smoking is because there is nothing better than calmly busting out a cigarette at a bar, pulling a real deal strike anywhere match out of the same pack, lighting it with my thumbnail, lighting the burnie, and continuing my conversation with the beautiful woman that I was 100% trying to impress like it was nothing. Fortunately for my lungs (and un-, because I want them) they don’t make the matches anymore.
Sidenote if anyone has a red phosphorus connect hmu, I’m not making meth I want my matches back.