• [email protected]
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    -51 day ago

    Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

    • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool
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      622 hours ago

      If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

      • [email protected]
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        -122 hours ago

        When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words

    • @Gradually_Adjusting
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      181 day ago

      Can’t keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you’re Blood Cough Guy and… wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?