• Dyskolos
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    11 day ago

    Yesssss. Invade us harder! Racoons for everyone! I love those cute Lil trashpandas 😍

      • @[email protected]
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        91 day ago

        Everybody loves raccoons, the animal embodiment of one’s indomitable, anarchic trash-goblin spirit!

        (5 seconds later) We regret to inform you that the presence of raccoons in Europe is a legacy of Hitler

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          1 day ago

          That might not be as far from the truth as you might think. In 1945, a few individuals escaped a pelt farm (fuck humans) near Berlin due to an unknown cause and some hypothesize a bomb dropped during an air raid could have destroyed an enclosure.

          • @[email protected]
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            121 hours ago

            IIRC, encouraging raccoon farming was a specific NSDAP policy, and may have started in the Nazi era.

      • Dyskolos
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        11 day ago

        Don’t care about the exact species. The ones i know from here (We drive 2h to the only place where i ever learned they exist) are fucking cute and i adore them. I also don’t care what the EU labels them, we are the worst invasive species of them all and noone cares :-)

    • @[email protected]
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      81 day ago

      Speaking as an American, you won’t be saying that once they invade your attic. Trust me, you do not want this.

      • @P00ptart
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        41 day ago

        There’s a joke there about German attics, but I’m not a good enough comedian to make that without it being horribly offensive… So I won’t.

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          21 day ago

          Well, the map shows them working their way towards Poland . . .

      • Dyskolos
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        11 day ago

        Couldn’t be mad at them for trying, can’t lie here :)

    • @[email protected]
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      61 day ago

      They are cute, but they’re just bloodthisty toddler-sized hobos. They prey on small dogs and cats or fight them for territory, they eat chickens, they destroy fucking everything, and they can carry and spread rabies. They will rip up plants, tear siding off your house, pull up paving stones, and even break windows. Just imagine a hostile drifter on your property trying to fuck it up as hard as possible out of spite for you, and that’s about right.

      • @A_Union_of_Kobolds
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        41 day ago

        Man when my first kid was little those fuckers would get into our trash all the time. You know how much fun it is cleaning ripped-up dirty diapers off your front yard?

        Anyway I whipped up some pepper spray and poured it all over the can. They never came back. Worked a lot better than shooting them with bb guns.

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          21 day ago

          Yuk, i would find the diapers disgusting even before they’re in the trash :-) They couldn’t reach our trash, so that would not be a problem. Also between our current situation of population (they live here? at all? WOW!) and yours are many decades. So i might enjoy the way towards your situation :)

          • @A_Union_of_Kobolds
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            11 day ago

            They’re fun as long as they’re not out to get you. I love the little anarchists but please stay out of my shit thanks ;D

            Generally, you won’t encounter them much unless you’re near available food at night. If they do start showing up, film em, they’re entertaining.

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              21 day ago

              I guess it would take a looong time before they’d ever show up here at my doorstep. I live in a city, not rural. But i fucking would film them, i have surveillance cameras all around anyway :)

              And yeah i probably wouldn’t love them fucking my trash up, but i also couldn’t be mad at them. It’s our fault they’re here, i can’t judge or hate them for that.

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        11 day ago

        They couldn’t enter here, would’ve got to climb some pretty high walls first :) But i get your point. So it’s like living in a very bad neighborhood just that the invaders and house-fuckers are fucking cute. Yet we drive 2h regularly to pet them in a tiny spot where they live. So it’s nowhere near your situation. Up to discovering that spot we didn’t even think they’d live here at all.

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        We don’t put ‘siding’ on our houses so that’ll be fine, not looking forward to rabies tho :(

        We do have foxes with rabies already, and wild boars plowing up lawns and flower beds