Today, on my five minute lunch break (I’m allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player), one of the leftoids I work with said he ‘might take a day off’ next week. Not to me.(Everyone I work with is a lefty and afraid to talk to me for fear that some hard work might rub off on them). Like, how are you supposed to get noticed if you AREN’T EVEN AT WORK!? He’s probably going to go ‘protest’ genocide or people not having affordable housing. I am very smart and cool.

  • @breadsmasher
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    -48 hours ago

    call your boss Sir

    Did you time travel from the 50s?

    buy your boss coffee

    Ok so you love the taste of boots.

    Im going to presume you are a retired boomer who doesn’t know how the real world works.

    • @NosavingthrowOP
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      67 hours ago

      Oh yeah, what is your job? Soros-funded protestor? Crisis actor? How do you know who your betters are if they aren’t stepping on you!?