• @stupidcasey
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    318 hours ago

    God grants exactly one wish per lifetime, hope you enjoyed it.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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      74 hours ago

      I hope that’s not true. I used mine to find the lost condom in my room the day my mom called on her way home from work when I was 13 and said she’d bought us a new bed and we were rearranging furniture when she got home.