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    172 days ago

    To save everyone time, here’s a draft set of productivity bullets for “turtle tester”:

    • Conducted thorough evaluations of turtle shell durability and structural integrity under various simulated environmental conditions.
    • Monitored and recorded turtle behavior to assess mobility and adaptability in controlled habitats.
    • Ensured all testing procedures adhered to ethical standards and guidelines for animal welfare.
    • Collaborated with team members to analyze data and improve testing methodologies for accuracy and efficiency.
    • Prepared detailed weekly reports summarizing findings and providing actionable recommendations for ongoing research.

    It’s important Elon Musk knows these things.

    • @umbraroze
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      12 days ago

      Elon Musk strikes me as an individual who doesn’t like turtles at all. He is therefore cursed, and shall never see the light of Heaven.