Basically they’re completely miserable and evil. Their life revolves around annoying me, and they both stay at home all day. I think the husband might work from home but honestly, could be that neither works at all.

I don’t have a problem with this except for the fact that when I had a work from home customer service position I had to quit because they wouldn’t stop banging crap and having nervous breakdowns cause I guess they couldn’t stand hearing my voice. Not to mention it literally sounds like a zoo 24/7, I’ve never met more unhinged children and I think something is actually mentally wrong with them. They will both cry at least 20 times a day, literally screetching and they sound MISERABLE, it’s not shrieks of joy.

Moving is NOT an option (long story). I haven’t slept in literal years, their children both literally SCREAM at the top of their lungs in the middle of the night regularly too. If they don’t wake me up, their parents slamming the doors full force do. It’s honestly traumatizing to hear them crying.

I am a QUIET person, don’t have guests , don’t watch tv, don’t listen to music etc etc etc. Any time I make the SMALLEST noise during the day they will SLAM SOMETHING FULL FORCE right after. Literally every single time.

Their favourite abuse tactic though is to torment me psychologically by lurking around my car. FULL DISCLOSURE THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST ANY OF TIS WHERE I LIVE so i have to find a way to deal with it myself

First of all, it’s a designated parking spot in an apartment complex, and I have zero legal recourse for any of it.

1. They sit on and lean on my car
2. They bring giant sharp objects between the small gap between my car and the other car, and my car and the wall
3. They bring their baby stroller between those as well and roll it back and forth
4. They let their children ride BICYCLES between the small gap as well
5. They throw their cigarette butts there, as well as sunflower seed shells
6. Car has scratches, scuff marks and FOOTPRINTS on it
7. After telling them to stop, they got their friend to come the next day and do the exact same thing. She also placed a giant piece of paper on the ground right beside my car, just to annoy me, and “dropped” her receipt as well after loitering there for 20 mins for no reason and unzipping her bag to get that stuff out
8. When the original perpetrators came back the next day, they decided to instead just be right beside my car, moving their baby stroller back and forth in front of it. I activated my car alarm to get them to **** off, and they called building management complaining that I was “harassing” them and have “something against their children”. She claimed the alarm “woke her baby up from it’s nap” yet she stood right beside the loud beeping for THREE WHOLE MINUTES with the stroller, before moving away.
9. They regularly get their kids to draw ginormous and hideous 6 ft x 6ft chalk drawings, only in front of my car, and nowhere else
10. There is literally ZERO reason for them to loiter around my car.

First of all, there’s an entire parking lot. Secondly, there are approximately 7 parks in extremely close proximity, most of which are a 15-30 second walk from the parking lot, the others within 2-15 minutes.

They are literally just doing it to annoy me, and trying to make it seem like I am some evil person that “has something against them and is unhinged” and that they “did absolutely nothing wrong” and I “have something against their CHILDREN!!!”

Edit: to anyone suggesting to record it, how? Which camera should I use? My phone doesn’t pick the sound up well, which mic should I use?