• @sartalon
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    102 days ago

    Meanwhile, my cats have probably already agreed on how to divvy up my corpse.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 days ago

      I have one cat.

      Hes extremely talkative. Even at night.

      One day I realized he’s checking to see if he can eat me yet

      • @[email protected]
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        11 day ago

        My ex husband died in his trailer and they rushed his autopsy because of wounds on his body. Turns out the wounds were from his cats, who were starving.

        His ‘neighbours’ came and stole a bunch of his stuff but couldn’t be bothered to feed the cats or notify the cops.

        Humans are nasty creatures.