Summary
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has begun administering polygraph tests to employees in an effort to identify individuals leaking information about immigration operations.
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and border czar Tom Homan have blamed recent leaks for lower-than-expected ICE arrest numbers.
Noem stated that two leakers had been identified and would be prosecuted, though it’s unclear if polygraphs were used.
While DHS has used polygraphs before for hiring screenings, they are now being used to question employees about leaks of classified or sensitive law enforcement information.
This is just nuts.
Why don’t they use a ouija board?
Probably because it’s kinda hard to check if a ghost had the “correct” skin color and/or genitals…
You could honestly just ask the ghost via the oiuja board and it would be roughly as meaningful as a polygraph