I apologize if this has already been asked before, but I couldn’t find a previous post.

  • @[email protected]OP
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    1021 hours ago

    I actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”.

    Goose, easy.

    Beaver? I’m fucked.

    Will maple syrup make do?

    • @[email protected]
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      117 hours ago

      Goose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.

      • FaceDeer
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        516 hours ago

        Yeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?

          • @[email protected]
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            213 hours ago

            I want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.

            • @[email protected]OP
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              213 hours ago

              The only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷

          • FaceDeer
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            415 hours ago

            So you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms?

            You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.