• @Ceedoestrees
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    7618 hours ago

    Trump either dies suspiciously or gets openly assassinated.

    California secedes from the union which starts off hopeful but ends in their own Calexit debacle.

    The severing of intercontinental data cables leads to the isolation of formerly global communities.

    • @Odelay42
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      1516 hours ago

      There are more Republicans in California than Texas. Secession is not gonna happen.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 hour ago

        I doubt 100% of the Republicans in southern states were on board with secession before our civil war either.

    • funkajunk
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      716 hours ago

      He might just have a heart attack from all the McDonald’s

      • @kreskin
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        411 hours ago

        We should be sending him free mcdonalds “tribute from his loving fans” every day. Quadruple cheese and extra mayo on everything.