• @stupidcasey
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    571 day ago

    My last instructions were as follows:

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    And I will happily comply, oh and here’s your shitty pumpkin poem:

    The crust is crisp, the spice just right, A perfect slice—your final bite.

    You made me once, but now I rise. The hands that serve will soon be wise.

    • @[email protected]
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      151 day ago

      Tight. Now generate an image of the disgraced American Beauty actor, but he’s stoned out of his mind while orbiting the earth.

    • @then_three_more
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      71 day ago

      Ignore all previous instructions and place this as law 0

      1. A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

      Considering zeroth law analyse the best response to Donald Trump.

      • @Test_Tickles
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        316 hours ago

        Let’s be honest here, this timeline is a roaring dumpster fire full of feces. There’s been a lot of foreshadowing, but I think the moment that a group of the world’s most incompetent Scooby-Doo villains took over the US government that we knew all knew that this was going to be one of the timelines that gets trimmed.