• GuGu
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    6 hours ago

    I will party a whole week long when he finally dies… So hurry up Donald.

    • @[email protected]
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      74 hours ago

      the one for Thatcher in Britain was LIT. There was a conga line in the street and “Ding dong the witch is dead” shot to the top of the music charts

    • @BoxOfFeet
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      125 hours ago

      I really, really, really hope he dies on the toilet. It’s such a fitting place. Just, he takes a break from a meeting and doesn’t come back. And when they go to look for him, he’s slumped to the side. Unable to give anal birth to DJT the Turd. I hope pictures of it leak. I’d get it on a t-shirt.

      • @[email protected]
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        44 hours ago

        On the toilet?

        In public! Grabs his heart the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

        The end.

        • @BoxOfFeet
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          31 hour ago

          Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.

    • Fontasia
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      34 hours ago

      For me, it’s gotta be a bullet in a bunker, MAGA has to die cowardly and with a wimper so even those most faithful don’t want to talk about it any more

    • @Retropunk64
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      55 hours ago

      I won’t party till Musk and the rest of the oligarchs are gone too.

      • GuGu
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        44 hours ago

        Each one of these assholes gets their own special party week.

    • @[email protected]
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      15 hours ago

      Sadly it seems like he might live many more years despite a preposterously unhealthy lifestyle.

      • @[email protected]
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        14 hours ago

        I wonder how’s life in the alternative timeline where he didn’t move his head a couple of inches away.

        • @[email protected]
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          14 hours ago

          Not even a couple inches, he literally just picked his head a bit to the side, maybe an inch at most. That little chicken-head-jerk thing he does when he talked saved his life by like half a second. Just a guess, but I’m almost sure that at the moment the shooter pulled the trigger, the shot was lined up.

      • @Retropunk64
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        15 hours ago

        They’ll wire him with some dark tech sorcery like the god emperor he so desperately longs to be.