We’ve got a bunch and the ones that annoy the weans, like calling Jalapeños Jalpaneros in public, are our favourites.

  • SbisasCostlyTurnover
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    131 year ago

    I was reading The Lord Of The Rings as an awkward 17 year old whilst on holiday with the family. We went for a walk together and I found a big stick and took it back to the lodge. I claimed it was…my staff.

    So now whenever anyone in the family finds a (even remotely) large stick, I get a family group chat full of nothing but abuse and Micky taking.

    Yay.

    • @TeaHands
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      41 year ago

      It’s a hard life, being a massive nerd.

      p.s. I hope your most recent holiday got better!