• @ohlaph
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    71 year ago

    Almost impaled myself with a ruler in 4th grade. Another student was pulling me down the hall and I was wearing socks. So I was ‘skiing’ down the hall. Except I had a ruler in my mouth for some reason. Anyway, my sock caught a rough spot and my skiing came to a halt flinging my upper body forward. My hands caught my fall, and that ruler in my mouth just gently stabbed the back of my throat. Big brain moment. I didn’t realize until later how close I came to dying.