I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?

  • @mook71
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    171 year ago

    Go to the bathroom, on the way somehow get the waiters attention, give them your card and tell them to be sure to charge it to yours.

    • guyrocket
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      31 year ago

      I did this. The waiter brought the slip to the table for me to sign. Worked perfectly.