I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?

  • @Hikermick
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    31 year ago

    I’ll tell the waiter that my friend is an international counterfeiter and they should accept nothing from them