• @FreeloadingSpongerEnglish
    60•1 year ago

    MySQL: you have an error near here.

    Me: What’s the error?

    MySQL: It’s near here.

    Me: You’re not going to tell me what the error is? Okay, near where? Here?

    MySQL: warmer… warmer…

    • @marcosEnglish
      12•1 year ago

      Oracle: You have this error in line 1

      User: Hey, no, there isn’t anything to cause this error in line 1

      Oracle: I’m telling you, it’s in line 1

      User: Hum… How many lines are in my 10 lines query?

      Oracle: 1

    • @[email protected]English
      11•1 year ago

      MySQL: you have an error around here

      Me: that’s the entire query. If you aren’t going to tell me what the error is, can you at least narrow it down?

      MySQL: … Stfu