• rustyfishEnglish
    231·
    6 个月前

    Thanks. He also has a bruise on his eye. He says he got it from horsing around with his son…I bet 100€ that he got sucker punched by a good samaritan who gave this fascist what fascists deserve.

    • shalafiEnglish
      461·
      6 个月前

      LOL, no one punched him. He was high af and fell down or ran into something.

      • TexasDrunk
        24·
        6 个月前

        I’ve been too drunk to stand many times. That was my first thought when I saw it because it looks like one of the handful of black eyes I’ve woken up with after falling onto the corner of my coffee table.

      • rustyfishEnglish
        10·
        6 个月前

        Your story makes more sense. But I like mine more.

      • Optional
        5·
        6 个月前

        That is absolutely the corner of a piece of furniture.

        Or maybe he “choked on broccoli” like Gee Dubz

        • aceshighEnglish
          1·
          6 个月前

          That picture looks enhanced… unless did he worr makeup.

          • Optional
            1·
            6 个月前

            No it’s filtered heavily, but the actual bruise wasn’t that much prettier. It was a doozy.

    • theunknownmuncher
      12·
      6 个月前

      Allegedly he’s having an affair with Stephen Miller’s wife and was punched by him

    • qarboneEnglish
      81·
      6 个月前

      You really think a good samaritan who managed to punch Musk in the face (and wasn’t gunned down immediately by police), wouldn’t post on the internet and become everyone’s favorite person?

      If he got punched, I imagine he was getting bullied by one of the MAGA idiots who he couldn’t dickswing on with his billions of dollars. Not someone I’d call a “good samaritan.”

    • joekar1990English
      6·
      6 个月前

      Rumor circulating right now is it was the Treasury secretary Bessent.