I guess whoever is up earliest on a Thursday gets to make it, and isn’t being up really early cause enough for complaint in itself? Hmm, this is far too deep philosophy for so early in the morning.

Anyway. My main complaint this week is that our new neighbours have got a new tiny puppy. It’s a little bulldog type thing I believe, but absolutely tiny so even the couple of glimpses I’ve had of it running around the back garden it’s been mostly hidden in the grass.

The complain is not the existence of a new tiny neighbour, it’s that I can’t think of a not-socially awkward way of meeting it.

I demand to meet the puppy!

Anyway how’s your Thursday? Get it all off your chest before the weekend, that’s the healthy way.

  • @hello_cruel_world
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    71 year ago

    I demand to meet the puppy

    Put on a suit; look semi-professional looking, go round and introduce yourself as the city’s puppy inspector.

    • @TeaHandsOP
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      11 year ago

      Cunning! And of course, entirely believable!

      • @hello_cruel_world
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        21 year ago

        Add a clipboard to make you look even more professionaller.

        • @jaackf
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          11 year ago

          And a hi vis, they get you into anywhere!