Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      Thoroughly disagree. It’s far kinkier if it’s a live bird, capable of biting and scratching.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 years ago

        Yeah, but you can’t perform satanic rituals with a live bird, so… IDK, that kinda kills the mood for me.

        • @Little8Lost
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          32 years ago

          i disagree, because a life bird can everytime be “converted” to a dead bird

          • @betterdeadthanredditM
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            02 years ago

            Make sure you know whether that conversion is legal where you are though, wouldn’t want to be investigated on suspicion of fowl play.