I know nowadays we can generally look up almost anything we can think to ask, and failing that, ask others online, but some of my favorite memories are of just making up total nonsense to kill time and “explain” the origins of things.
Today I was wondering about the salt contents of the oceans, and while there’s a bunch of brief videos that lightly explain it (something to do with deep sea magma vents and an exchange of minerals from deep in the earth as the water passes through these subterranean channels), it got me to thinking about what might’ve been a little more fun or might have been some people’s myths.
The super simple silly story I came up with as an alternative was some ancient giants cracking wise and laughing so hard they cried and their tears formed the oceans.
So what are some stories you’ve come up with of either the natural or incredibly mundane for how things came to be or were made?
The concept of ‘karma’ is actually just the ghosts of your dead relatives checking in on you, and showing their pleasure (or displeasure) at your actions. This is why good things happen to bad people, because their dead relatives were probably also shitheads and therefore reward their shit behaviour.