@sloppy_steaks to [email protected] • 1 year agoIt's been a big year, alright?imagemessage-square34arrow-up1538arrow-down111
arrow-up1527arrow-down1imageIt's been a big year, alright?@sloppy_steaks to [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square34
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink46•edit-21 year agoAlien: “We’ve come to rule you.” Dude: “Cool.” points at DC “One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there.”
minus-squareDrMuxlinkfedilink4•1 year ago“Hmm… we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species’ brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This… just won’t do. Later losers!”
minus-squareApathy Treelinkfedilink4•edit-21 year agoDid he actually shit himself, and if yes, do you have a cite for that? I dessssprately need that to be true.
Alien: “We’ve come to rule you.”
Dude: “Cool.” points at DC
“One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there.”
“Hmm… we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species’ brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This… just won’t do. Later losers!”
Did he actually shit himself, and if yes, do you have a cite for that? I dessssprately need that to be true.
Someone check his diaper.