• Deceptichum
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      31 year ago

      If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

      Let’s be real, the old and new testaments both suck.

      • @realbaconator
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        31 year ago

        It’s a joke my guy, but the Old Testament is way cooler than the New. The whole “turn the other cheek” and “who hasn’t sinned throw stones” is lame. I want battles with Goliaths and killing hundreds of men with jawbones and floods that wipe out the global population.

        • @captainlezbian
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          41 year ago

          Oh boy are you in for a treat if you like that last one

        • VoxAdActa
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          41 year ago

          floods that wipe out the global population.

          I have excellent news for you.

        • massive_bereavement
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          21 year ago

          Old Testament is kind of like the Manga, New testament is the Anime.

          Yeah the New testament is all flashy and nice, but the old testament had lots of incest and violence.