• Fisting for FreedomM
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    471 year ago

    A former intel officer testified to a house committee that the US has had a UFO retrieval program for years, and that we’ve recovered non-human “biologics” from the crash sites. He has no direct knowledge of anything, by his own admission, but he’s willing to provide more detail to congress in a secure facility.

    I’ll keep the possibility open, I guess, but it sounds like absolute bullshit for a variety of reasons.

    • Ser Salty
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      181 year ago

      Those aliens must be really shit pilots if they keep crashing on Earth

      • Fisting for FreedomM
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        161 year ago

        Imagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive.

        • @Wilziac
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          31 year ago

          I like the theory that all of the crashed alien ships are from the aliens “B-Team” and the reason they keep crashing is because the actual good pilots are off doing actually important things and the ones we see are just bad at their jobs.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        They make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them.

      • Fisting for FreedomM
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        71 year ago

        Hitting a pasture and landing in cow shit would account for “non-human biologics.” I’m incredibly skeptical.

    • @Dark_Blade
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      01 year ago

      It’s also funny how all these aliens keep crashing into the US, where three-letter agencies are fantastic at coverups, and none of ‘em end up in countries where it’d be much harder to hide something like this.