• @FrankieDonkeyBrains
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    31 year ago

    “Of all FUCKING days for a missing person to turn up out of the blue, it had to be today.”

    • @jeffw
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      31 year ago

      “I was wearing my LEAST interesting outfit. They should’ve put me on TV last Friday, when I had the colorful outfit”