Over 4 years ago, I posted the original of this meme. Here it is as the first in lemmy.

  • Temple Square
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    51 year ago

    No kidding. Add in chocolate and it gets really weird.

    Coffee is bad because it is a hot drink

    What about hot cocoa?

    Oh, that’s fine. It’s because coffee has caffeine.

    Like Mt. Dew?

    No, that’s fine. It’s because coffee is caffeinated and hot.

    So a frappacino is fine?

    No, because it’s a coffee. Hot caffeine.

    So, decalf.

    No. Just follow the prophet.

    (Sigh. And I don’t even like coffee).