The Picard Maneuver to Just Post · 6 months ago"What is my purpose?"imagemessage-square128linkfedilinkarrow-up1391arrow-down18
arrow-up1383arrow-down1image"What is my purpose?"The Picard Maneuver to Just Post · 6 months agomessage-square128linkfedilink
minus-squarePennomilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·6 months agoIt helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·6 months agoWon’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
minus-squarelemmylommylinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agoError 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months ago- Harder! - What?? I mean Command not recognised, please seek help - What?
minus-squareProfessorProteuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months ago“The design is very human.” Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoWhen it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine
It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
Won’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
- Harder!
- What?? I mean
Command not recognised, please seek help- What?
“The design is very human.”
Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine