• @finkrat
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    91 year ago

    Welp be sure to tell Bowl Cut Bin Laden that toasters can’t hurt him

    • rynzcycleOP
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      191 year ago

      My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.

      “To fight the motherfucking Decepticons,” I said.

      She laughed. I laughed.

      The toaster laughed.

      I shot the toaster.