If you must ask about the creamy sweetness swirling on my tongue, creating little moments of pure bliss, perhaps you’re not quite ready for that. It’s like savoring the most tantalizing pleasure, one lick at a time.

Once you are ready, perhaps I could introduce you to what my wife calls my well-educated tongue. Could you be in need of some intensive tutoring? In how many languages can you say, “fuck me, daddy”, and would you like to learn some more?