“Hello there, user! Do you mind if we spy you while you take a shower?”

“Of course I do! It’s one of the most private rooms in my ho–”

“…*ahem Wait. I actually meant to just… check which kind of hygienic peripheral brands you use!”

“…why on earth you want to know what? No! Get out of my ho–”

“*AHEM. You understood it wrong – I’m talking about your sandals.”

“…what? Dude, just stop with that bu–”

“*EHHEEM. Noooo, nononon. Just your towel.”

“???”

“…your credit card just slipped away off your pockets. Do you want us to take over your phone and call the cops for you?”