fuck thousands for a coffin. or hundreds for an urn. can i legally be burried in butcher paper?

can i donate my body to science and skip burrial all together?

i want my final action to be a big middle finger to the funeral industry picking on people in their weakest moments.

  • Bloomcole
    3·
    4 个月前

    I want to be launched into the ocean with a catapult

    • Tangent5280
      1·
      4 个月前

      Only heathens and foreigners would want a catapult. True noblemen would demand a trebuchet.

      • Bloomcole
        2·
        4 个月前

        I want it to be with as little dignity as possible, just to ridicule all the pompousness and ceremonial BS
        You can keep your fancy trebuchet!