• Cloudless ☼
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    71 year ago

    I have bad news for you, your lasagne contains dihydrogen monoxide, it can kill you! You are 100% going to die.

    • @chairman
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      41 year ago

      You are absolutely correct. Research shows that 100% of people who died in the past 500 years has dihydrogen monoxide in their body!!!

    • Maple Engineer
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      21 year ago

      Wait until you learn about how much β-D-fructofuranosyl α-D-glucopyranoside there is in things you eat regularly. That shit will kill you.