Can’t wait to build myself a gorram SERENITY lookalike and begin my piratey career, becoming the scourge of the thousand planets. I will attack swiftly with no warning, leaving no witnesses, eluding all bounty hunters and militia, thus forging my own legend of the ghost pirate that plagues the known space.
In the meantime, you will travel with a bunch of angsty hobos, who dislike you, in hope that a bug in game’s engine allows you to be carnally exploited by an animal.
I know.
Can’t wait to build myself a gorram SERENITY lookalike and begin my piratey career, becoming the scourge of the thousand planets. I will attack swiftly with no warning, leaving no witnesses, eluding all bounty hunters and militia, thus forging my own legend of the ghost pirate that plagues the known space.
In the meantime, you will travel with a bunch of angsty hobos, who dislike you, in hope that a bug in game’s engine allows you to be carnally exploited by an animal.
+1 for Firefly reference.