SomeGirlsHaveAPenisM to SwasticarsEnglish · 9 months agoYet Another Horrific Tragedy Involving a Teslaimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down13file-text
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minus-squareDasuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoImagine having just the mildest ever crash. Like say, you don’t even crash at speed or into another vehicle, just a very, very mild crash. Something has hit the battery. Car is shut down. No power. People outside your car asking you if you’re alright, someone calling 911. You assure them you and your children are unharmed. Air is starting to taste of pennies.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoThen you reach for the manual release loop because you read the fucking manual.
minus-squareDasuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months ago>thought Tesla can’t be as much of a death-trap as they say, didn’t bother to read the manual. >fumble around for some sort of manual release wire >children 3 and 7, starting to get nervous >“shit shit shit, where the fuck is it” >find some sort of a thin wire after fumbling for a while >door doesn’t fucking open
Imagine having just the mildest ever crash. Like say, you don’t even crash at speed or into another vehicle, just a very, very mild crash.
Something has hit the battery.
Car is shut down. No power.
People outside your car asking you if you’re alright, someone calling 911. You assure them you and your children are unharmed.
Air is starting to taste of pennies.
Then you reach for the manual release loop because you read the fucking manual.
>thought Tesla can’t be as much of a death-trap as they say, didn’t bother to read the manual.
>fumble around for some sort of manual release wire
>children 3 and 7, starting to get nervous
>“shit shit shit, where the fuck is it”
>find some sort of a thin wire after fumbling for a while
>door doesn’t fucking open