As you’ve likely seen, there’s a letter going around that Democrats claim was written by President Trump as a 50th birthday gift for the late pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Now, President Trump has dismissed the claim, but liberals insist that the letter—which includes a drawing of a female body and text that alludes to some type of secret—shows that Trump not only knew about Epstein’s pedophilia, but engaged in it himself. However, I see it a different way.

If that birthday letter was really drawn by President Trump, all it proves is that he has a serious future in hentai.

Look, let’s suppose that letter was indeed from President Trump. We still wouldn’t know why he drew that image, or if it’s supposed to be a child or an adult woman. But what we would know is that it’s hot as hell and giving me a hard-on! If this is indeed the work of President Trump, then I can only imagine what he could do if his images were animated: grinding, sucking, and fucking their way to ecstasy! […]