The man orders a few drinks for himself and the giraffe. After a couple of hours, the giraffe passes out and slumps on the ground. The mans starts to walk out.
The bartender shouts, “Hey you, you can’t leave that lyin’ here”
The man turns around and says “That’s not a lion, its a giraffe.”
The guy had ordered cocktails, but didn’t have money to pay… Says the Giraffe: “I guess the highballs are on me!”