A grown man has today cancelled his Netflix account, insisting the platform has gone woke because an alien character in cartoon about robots that transform into other things didn’t identify as male or female.
Simon Williams, 52, who has previously accepted without hesitation that an intergalactic robot can fold itself into a cherry-red Camaro within three seconds flat, insists that a non-binary alien robot is “a step too far and wokeness gone mad!
“In my day, transforming alien robots from a distant galaxy were all boys and girls, as they should be, not this they/them nonsense. […]
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Hasbro is assholes, though. Not because they’re woke. Because they fuck over their own communities and customers so thoroughly. (Like sending armed mercenaries to harass innocent customers and their neighbors over mixups that weren’t the customer’s fault without so much as a phone call first.)
Just for clarity, those mercenaries were the Pinkertons. Yes, those Pinkertons.