• Warl0k3OP
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    6 days ago

    I mean, if they go to all the trouble of giving me an order, it’d just be plain rude if I didn’t do what I was told…

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      5 days ago

      Any of these wine bottles could have served that purpose perfectly. See what narrow necks they have?

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        4 days ago

        Ugh nooooo😭, I don’t want liberty creek inside my body in any capacity. Have you tried that stuff?? I’m shocked it’s even legal to sell!

        … though, you know, you’re not wrong about how well-shaped the bottles are …

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          Actually, you’re right. I have no previous experience with that particular brand, but wine on that price could be more suitable for cooking. Or vinotherapy? Why not? ☺️ (my bad, I just imagined you naked relaxing in a bathtub full of red wine) 🤤

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            4 days ago

            Context here is giving a dear friend a hard time about an even harder time they put me through with that stuff. I know I’m teasing a helluva story here, but I would sooner take a golden shower than bathe in Liberty Creek. But a nicer red wine, one that doesn’t almost put three people in the hospital because the bottle is tainted with an ungodly amount of methanol, THAT I would 100% bathe in.

            God, that would be so pretty too. Clawfoot bathtub, velvet curtains in the background, lots and lots of candles as I’m half-submerged in a nice dark merlot, wine pouring down along my thigh as I raise one leg out of the bath to wash it…

            Damnit now I just need to be able to afford a clawfoot bathtub full of merlot.

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              Sorry for screwing up your story line here. I didn’t have such intention at all. However, the view of a bottle of wine and a pair of amazing lips can screw up alot of things. Hahah 🤭 Don’t you agree?

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      6 days ago

      That is the perfect attitude! I guess he also made a few inspections of your level of arousal throughout the date?

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        I doubt anyone would have been able to resist slipping at least a hand back there to check how wet I was, really. But he absolutely did check to make sure I was keeping myself nice and wet throughout (which was not difficult, I was literally dripping wet at points)

        Especially when he made me strip off my shirt to get a photo with the staypuft marshmallow man. Which was just… I mean, I’m embarrassed about how turned on I was for this photo. So silly, but damn…

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          Love that pic, amazing to see you stripping in public. No doubt it was quite easy to keep you wet and horny there. A remote controlled vibe can be a nice touch to when being in public. Did you ever try that?

          In another comment I saw that you even gave head there? Were you able to make him finish? A cumwalk could have added to your embarrassment and arousal there.